Why in the world would you ever need to do this?! I think I'm about to pee I'm laughing so hard hahahaha
haha because I'm far from being able to do everything but at least my kids are clean, dressed, and fed before me every single day. It might be 8 a.m. Before I can get to the bathroom or to get dressed but they are always ready before me. Thank you to the bitch who showed me NOT how to care for children.
"BATTLES ARE FOUGHT IN OUR MINDS EVERY DAY. When we begin to feel the battle is just too difficult and want to give up... We must decide that we're not going to quit... TAKE A STAND AND SAY, "I'll never give up! God's on my side. He loves me, and He's helping me! I'm going to make it!" ~ Joyce Meyer
Pinstrosity -- A blog where people submit Pinterest projects that didn't turn out as planned. This blog is hilarious and almost as addictive as Pinterest.
Music humor :) ridiculousness
I tell my husband this all the time.
Damn Right I'm Good In Bed Western Rustic Vintage Man Cave Wood Sign Home Decor
I am convinced that this was made for me and my family. Thank you Caitlyn for pinning this.
Nursing homes will be full of these some day. LOL