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The voice of Winnie the Pooh reads Darth Vader's lines from Star Wars. At the 2013 ConnectiCon Convention, voice actor Jim Cummings treats fans to a reading of Darth Vader's lines from "Star Wars" as Winnie the Pooh. Known as the voice behind over 400 roles, Cummings is the current actor for both Winnie the Pooh and Tigger.

Road Warrior - Pixar Artist Recreates Famous R-Rated Movies For Children's Book. Josh Cooley, a storyboard artist for Pixar Animation, has created the year's most viral children's book (thus far): "Movies R Fun," which takes classic scenes from adult-oriented movies such as "Pulp Fiction," "Fargo," "Donnie Darko" and "Psycho" and turns each moment into a cartoon. $50.00, 13" x 19" - Archival print on fine art paper. Hand-signed and numbered. Limited Edition print out of 100.

Dad Picking Up Kids From School Records Video of Students Hilariously Slipping on Ice - click for video on his facebook account

Spoof Maxim cover. Make sure to read the text...

Shreddies flatulence filtering underwear - The average person passes wind 14x per day. Anybody that suffers from flatulence problems will know of the social issues that it can cause. Our patented filter underwear removes odors through the use of a thin & flexible carbon cloth. Not only do Shreddies work by effectively removing odors, but they also help to give that added assurance & often much-needed confidence. The Shreddies motto is ‘FART WITH CONFIDENCE’ and our underwear ensures just that.

Pushup Bra for Men Turns Man Boobs into Power Pecs - "Funkybod Muscle shaping and Moob busting top" The padded undershirt effectively serves as the answer to a woman’s padded bra, acting as a “confidence booster” for men everywhere. The shirt, which costs about $48, is available in black, white and grey. The top is meant to compress unsightly man boobs and reshape them into a more muscular-looking build.

Jiu-Jitsu for the Zombie Apocalypse - "cutting off blood to the head - doesn't really work" LOL ... or "Unless it's an extremely flexible zombie..." "you're in a tough place if you're wearing crocs, they're not going to give you the percussive impact to destroy the braincase..."

Dog Shaming - “I lay under Mom’s desk and let out farts so vile that she gags while on conference calls. I think I melted her face. Love, Otto.” Otto is the sweetest golden ever, but don’t let his smile fool you. His toots are viciously toxic.

Pissed Off Mom Punishes Daughter by Selling Her One Direction Tickets! "You can thank my daughters self righteous and lippy attitude for their sale. See sweety? And you thought I was bluffing. I hope the scowl on your bitchy little friends faces when you tell them that your dad and i revoked the gift we were giving you all reminds you that your PARENTS are the ones that deserve love and respect more than anyone..."

  • Randy Blackford

    "And your silly little pack mentality of taking your parents for fools is one sadly mistaken. Anyhow. Your loss someone else’s gain who deserves them! …OH YOUR FRIENDS THOUGHT THAT A FEW PRANKS CALLS WOULD PUT ME OFF SELLING THE GIFT WE BOUGHT FOR THEM for YOUR BIRTHDAY because YOU all LIED to us about sleep overs so you could hang like little trollops at an older guys HOUSE????? Pffft!! I find it HIGHLY amusing that you girls think you invented this stuff. Tricks like this on OUR parents is how HALF of you were conceived …..And why a lot of your friends DONT have an address to send that Fathers day card to!!! I’m not your friend. I’m your MOTHER. And I am here to give you the boundaries that YOU NEED to become a functional responsible adult. You may hate me now….. But I don’t care. Its my job to raise a responsible adult..not nuture bad habits in my teen age child."

The 12 Types of Procrastinators - Procrastination is the prelude to productivity! There are many types of procrastinators that are out there and here are just some. Comic illustration by Angela Liao, 20px.

Superlab Playset - Bummed out that "Breaking Bad" is going off the air? Well soothe yourself with the Citizen Brick Superlab Playset. Who knows what fun you’ll cook up with this deluxe set, chock full of realistic details, and three exclusive minifigs! Over 500 parts! (* only $250!)

(video) Parrot Sings "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" by Drowning Pool. ** Not only does he know the words, he knows the rhythm and the tone! Listen for yourself!

The Pros & Cons Of Being Tall - the best and worst parts of being tall. And remember: It's not that you're tall — it's just that everyone else is vertically challenged. from Doghouse Diaries

How to Lose All The Weight You Want in Just 89 Simple Steps!! - Since there are always approximately one point seven two zillion stories about how to lose weight, you might be confuzzled. Don't be! We collected the most important weight loss stories we've seen over the last couple of months and compiled them into one handy guide. If you do everything on this list, you will absolutely, positively lose weight — and maybe your mind.

How to Lose All The Weight You Want in Just 89 Simple Steps

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Awkward Years Project - Let's face it. We all had those awkward years. I want to show everyone, especially kids, how great people turn out & that they're swans in the making. I want people to be proud of who they’ve become. I want youth, especially those who are currently going through a rough time, to know that they are great people in the making. I want to show them that their lives are only just beginning, to see their potential, and to not let bullies get them down.

Different Types of Sleepers - This comic from Doghouse Diaries shows us the downsides to several common sleeping arrangements, and highlights the one position that rules them all.