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Bottoms up! Because no great story started with someone eating a salad!! ... Framed and in a script.

Pink and Purple Vintage Wedding Ideas

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I wanna write 'I miss you' on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you...

Rottenecards - Don't underestimate me darling, I can go from Lady to Ghetto in 2.5 seconds.

Sorry you've reached an age where getting a tan is more life-threatening than awesome.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Every couple goes through shit, but soulmates are the ones who come out of it holding hands and offering to buy each other a beer.

Alllll the time, so I usually do an awkward crunched up thing and am uncomfortable, but at least I'm warm!!

Even You Coffee Is Amazed That You Are Awake This Early - Funny Animal Pictures With Captions - Very Funny Cats - Cute Kitty Cat - Wild Animals - Dogs If you think my coffee is surprised, you should see my face!

Best way to respond to such a pickup line…

I turned out liking you a lot more than I originally planned.

One day I'll unleash on you! I've been quiet too long!!!

Christmas drinks