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Do you work here? No, I just wear the apron to pick up bitches. LOL!

Obvious Question

College admission tests should include using your, you're, then, than, their, there and they're correctly in sentences. If you fail, you must restart the 4th grade.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I wish I could be a decent and well-behaved woman, but simply I can not.

~ Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I am not in a mental asylum. Then I take a good look around at everyone and realize ....... maybe I already am.

Funny Workplace Ecard: They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn't mind having.

Funny Confession Ecard: That moment on Friday afternoon when you can't remember why you said you weren't going to drink for awhile. Fail.

I have to admit, I can't remember what I did yesterday, yet I have no trouble remembering every word to "Baby Got Back". | Confession Ecard |

Sometimes the only good thing about my day is that I survived it.

So, when does that “Old Enough To Know Better” thing supposed to kick in?

love quoting step brothers..jeezz so many of them to use....this house is a prison

If I can't quote Step Brothers with you, you don't deserve to be my friend.

Harry and Lloyd

Betty White Grey Goose Quote | Maxsfa Media-Home of the Unbeatable Million Dollar Quiz