During the heyday of fiction magazines, cover artists were challenged to come up with novel ways to make the magazine stand out in an overcrowded newsstand. Sometimes that led to some pretty odd artistic choices.
Pretty sure that's not how the chain of evidence works.
"I didn't say 'light.' I said 'fire! But thanks, anyway."
I hope that's not the illustration for "Cosmic Striptease."
Looks like they're fighting off the waspmen in a habitrail.
Oh c'mon. What were those bars made of -- pipe cleaners?
Open mic night can get rough.
Wouldn't he have seen her in the mirror *before* he moved it to open the safe?
In the Old West, it was harder to say "no" to Jehovah's Witnesses.