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Let's discuss the company's health benefits during our smoke break.
I don't always wear my sassy pants. But, when I do, I wear them classy with some smart assy.
I'm not cocky I'm just awesome! I didn't ask for this, God delivered it... I just signed for it!
Roses are red violets are blue, let's just be friends. I need a man and it's definitely not you.
I love the sound you make when you shut up and let me do my job.
Damn straight I keep score darling.
Life Regrets: I just don't want to look back and think "I could've eaten all that".
I can tell today is going to be a "does not play well with others" kind of day.
If you pull that shit again we are going to have a problem. . . And by "problem," I mean I'm going to punch you in the face.
It's hard to give a damn... When you're this high.
Summertime is almost over. So all you half naked people need to find a personality.
Some people say I'm a bitch. I call it DELUXE edition.
I STARTED TO TAKE ON ANOTHER PERSONALITY THERE WAS ALOT OF WHO DAT WHO DAT WHO DAT IS
I don't always use the wrong text But when I do It's in this meme
when your girl says 5 more minutes and you've already been waiting an hour
I freaking love caaaake!
I don't always put my phone on the charger when i shower.. But when i do, i hear it ringing the whole time wonder'n who's blowin me the f**k up...no missed calls.
Didn't go to the gym.....
If I can't be fixed with wine you're not using enough.