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Nar nar @Amanda Pusatero lol
Everyone's going to the gym and eating healthy and I'm just like.........
The results are in.....
I'm doing this
I'm just gonna sit back relax, and read a good fictional story. Is your Facebook still active?
Honey, It's not a competition if I've already won.
No, It’s not easy. I just make it look that way.
You may think you're the shit, but to me you're just a turd who's waiting for the flush.
I never blame the booze for my bad decisions. A professional never blames his equipment.
According to this serving size I'm a family of four.
dollar for dollar
Chicks be like He was nice in the beginning!
I hate when bitches try to bring me down. Don't they know they are already below me.
Vegetarian is an old Indian word for bad hunter.
You can lead a horse to water but you can't turn a jackass into a stallion.
I'm not a smartass.... You're just a dumbass.
You know it's been a good day, when I didn't have to unleash the flying monkeys.
I wasn't born to clean I was born to be a QUEEN!!