All you need is an empty Kleenex box. Dollar bills. Tape the dollar bills together end to end with Scotch tape. Obviously the more dollar bills the greater the “WOW.” Stuff them in the Kleenex box with just one dollar sticking out of the box. It’s fun to watch someone’s eyes grow wider as they pull out the dollars that go on and on. Make a tag that says: Don’t blow it all in one place. Happy Birthday.
book marks made out of paint samples! free and easy!
He'd like this better than flowers I think
the defibrillator toaster...my mom would be so annoyed…every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming, “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CCs OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M. If we don’t restart his heart, he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” I pinned this for the description.
The Defibrillator Toaster