Every single day, some stupid jackass makes me ask the same thing: WTF is wrong with people? Why the shit do I care? And where the hell is my drink??

Now this makes sense to me! Way more sense than I have to change the way I think and feel :)

Stupid people are like zombies. Relatively harmless as individuals, but if they gather in large numbers, you need to kill them with a shovel.


This speaks to me!

I pray one day to be able to slap you through the phone.

Admit it, it wouldn't really be called nagging, if you would stop doing the same stupid shit over and over and over again!!

.. or a series of small seizures

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