There's a certain age where you can no longer use the term "Good girl gone bad." It's more like "Her old ass should know better."
Sweetie I'm not laughing at your bad luck, I'm merely cheering on Karma for doing such a great job of biting you in the ass...that's totally different...
Some people say I have a "short temper", I prefer to call it "A swift and assertive reaction to bullshit".
I do many things well…
Whoever said "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" has clearly never had cupcakes. Or wine. Or chocolate. Or pizza.