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This long, solitary winter has made me realize I hate being by myself almost as much as I hate being with people.

The Mossy Stone: I Resemble That Remark

"Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, and the arms of Michelle Obama. The only person close to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling. - Tina Fey"

Life goes on live with no regrets!

Because you don’t really want to say what you’re thinking