Ridiculous Things You Can Buy
Carl Kasell Little Thinker Doll
Carl Kasell Autograph Pillow
NFL Forest Face - The newest craze in outdoor decor, Forest Faces attach to trees, fences or even walls outside your home or campsite, and let visitors know which team you're rooting for. The resin facial features and logo caps stand up even in harsh weather and secure to tree trunks via durable hooks. $22.99 @SkyMall, Inc., Inc.
NFL Forest Face - SkyMall
ThinkGeek :: Star Trek Spock Oven Mitt - I think I need this.
Oh my, I really want this...
Ridiculously cool - this is a Marshall Amp Fridge. 4.4 cu ft. of space, convenient can storage. What every band rehearsal space needs.
Wow, a tent that looks like a big 'ole hunk of cheese, complete with mouse ass.
Emergency Underpants Dispenser - every home & office should have this.
Horse Mask & Smoking Jacket Combo - c'mon, admit it. You totally need this.
Bacon Scented Air Freshener - bacon you have truly jumped the shark.
Pi Pizza Cutter - I'm posting this on Pi Day (March 14th) because this is ridiculously cool.
Dexter's Kill Shirt - it doesn't appear to come with the much-needed plastic sheeting...
World's Largest Gummy Worm - 3 pounds of "holy crap, what the hell was I thinking?"