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Airstream Land Yacht. The nautical influence can be felt with high-luster teak and white wood inlay boat-deck flooring, and other features include sleeping space for up to five, a rear social space with wrap-around windows, a powered bed lift for easier storage access, three power awnings, LED lighting, Corian countertops, and Ultraleather upholstery.
Airstream Land Yacht
The Hyundai Zombie Survival Machine ($TBA) is certainly ready for any undead action that comes its way. It features a custom zombie plow (complete with spikes) out in front, armored window coverings, a roof hatch, a trunkfull of weaponry, floodlights in the front and back, spiked all-terrain tires, wheels with spikes for clipping nearby walkers, and an all-important CB radio system.
HYUNDAI ZOMBIE SURVIVAL MACHINE
JETOVATOR Take your on-water experience to new heights — literally — with the Jetovator ($9,000) connects to the jet unit on your personal watercraft using a 40 hose, and offers simple-to-use controls to let you rise 30 feet above the water, dive up to ten feet below, and zoom along at up to 25 mph, all while your buddy driving the jet ski looks up in envy.
Hornady Zombie Max Ammo ($28) is no laughing matter. These 168 grain, .308 Winchester rounds come 20 to a box, and can fly through the air — and straight at the undead's noggin — at an impressive 2700 feet per second. A word of advice: if you end up using these, you're probably going to need more than one box.
HORNADY ZOMBIE MAX AMMO
Louis Vuitton Golf Bags ($12,000-$13,500) can class up your clubhouse. Available in Monogram or Damier varieties, they offer room for a full set of clubs with six interior compartments, several outer pockets for balls, gloves, towels, and other small items, large studs on the base to protect the leather, and a removable cover. Oh, and remember to tip your caddie, because with a bag like this, the old "I left my wallet at home" trick isn't likely to go over well.This will improve my game, really
AC/DC PINBALL MACHINE
Looking to start your own Jurassic Park? Sorry, but you wont find any dino DNA here. What you will find, however, is a one-of-a-kind Tyrannosaurs Skeleton ($950,000+; Auction). 75 percent complete overall — with an 80 percent complete skull — this massive fossil is 24 feet long, 8 feet tall, and is mounted elegantly on a gray-painted armature.
POLAROID 600 RED STRIPE CAMERA KIT
GREAT DUDES OF HISTORY SNOWBOARDS
the FlyNano (€25,000-€27,00; roughly $36,000-$39,000) came from Q branch and not from a real company. Yet here it is, a waterborne personal flying machine available in three models — one electric, one gas, and one racing — and able to go up to 76 mph, up to 1.8 miles high, up to 43 miles away, all while weighing roughly 150 lbs. Even better: no pilots license required.
GRAY DESIGN SOVEREIGN YACHT
GERBER APOCALYPSE KIT The name pretty much says it all. The Gerber Apocalypse Kit includes everything you need to keep yourself alive should a zombie outbreak occur — and that means machetes, axes, knives, and more knives. Pretty much anything with a blade on it, all packed into a durable canvas case. Be safe. Be prepared.
GERBER APOCALYPSE KIT
In case of emergency. In case of zombie outbreak. In case of rabid squirrel attacks — whatever the case, you can rely on the Mossberg Just-In-Case Kit ($360). This all-in-one survival pack includes a 12 gauge Mossberg 500 Pump-Action shotgun inside a re-sealable clear bag, inside a waterproof synthetic carrying tube which also holds gear like a "Survival Kit in a Can" and a multi-tool and serrated knife combo pack.
MOSSBERG JUST-IN-CASE KIT
Aruliden is once again teaming with the cat company on the Puma Blackout Ping Pong Table ($1,900). Made-to-order, the striking table features angular black ash wood legs, a matte black laminate surface with a white powder-coated metal frame, and a steel mesh net. Also included in the package are two paddles and a set of balls, but unfortunately no private lessons. (Uncrate)