Funny Sports Ecard: I'm not saying she's a slut, she's just had more balls in her endzone than the Jets, Browns, and Redskins combined.
I'm not saying she's a slut but she's been plowed so much her vagina has its own irrigation system.
I'm not saying she's a slut, I'm saying it would be safer to lick the floor in a waffle house bathroom than her.
I'm not saying she's a Slut but, she has pretty high 'check-in' traffic on Facebook and 23 of my friends have been there!
I'm not saying she's a slut, just that her vagina is in the Hall of Fame as the World's Greatest Wide Receiver.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but there's a 'take a number' machine outside her bedroom.
I'm not saying shes a slut, but if she walked into a sperm bank.. her spit would be accepted.
I'm not saying she is a whore but the village bicycle has less mileage than her.
I'm not saying she is a whore, but she is easier than attending community college.
I'm not calling her a whore!! All I'm saying is, that if she were a cookie, she would be a 'Slutter Butter!'
I'm not saying she's a whore, but I'm pretty sure she's been pounded more than an alarm clock on a Monday morning.
I'm not saying she's a whore, I'm just saying that if she was food... she would be a free sample.