SomeEcards I'm gonna send in a minute
I only eat the entire pint of ice cream in one sitting so I won't be tempted to eat ice cream later.
you're so pretty and so awesome to be around. I just think you deserve better than someone that's going to tell you this so they can continue cheating.
I don't exactly hate you. I'm just saying that if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
I don't hate you... I just hope you get run over by a truck, a train, and a steamroller in that order.