I'm not shy. I'm just very good at figuring out who's worth talking to. Most of you aren't.
Snarky is part of the package. Enjoy.
It's five o'clock somewhere, but it's three o'clock here and I want to die. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com
Webinar? Oh, I'm sorry... I thought you said "winebar." | Weekend Ecard | someecards.com
.gotta use this more often. Can't take the problems of the world on my shoulders.
Pick up lines for old people: Hey baby, you better call life alert, cause I’ve fallen for you and can’t get up.
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.