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I hate it when spellcheck changes my text to my husband from, 'I love you, Honey' to 'Make your own dinner and jerk off by yourself, Asshole.' HA! Too funny :)

Funny Confession Ecard: The quickest way to get your husband to fix something, is to get out his tools and start the project yourself.

One day I'll forgive the bastard that didn't cast Shemar Moore, in Magic Mike. One day....

And Matthew Gray Gubler's perfect combination of brainy and sexy.

I'm Not Always a Bitch from Glamfoxx Shirts

Life philosophy according to Krispy Kreme. Best. Advertisement. Ever. :)

If insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results then I guess I'll stop cleaning the house.