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Pee Your Pants FUNNY!

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I know for a fact that this has happened to you and I before... more than once

Only a bitch with guilty conscience will assume your shit-talk is always about them.

Funny idea from Men's Humor magazine


It's Monday! And guess who's not motivated? That'll be me.

I solemnly swear I'll be a classy mommy... until you mess with my kids. Then I swear I'll be the biggest, redneck, ass whoopin' mama you'll ever meet!

It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.


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Every Monday of my life.

...or through the grocery store on Senior's Day.

HAHA so true...but I am not going to change :-D. I've been a good person all my life, it's time to let my inner asshole shine!


Because motherfucker makes everything funny.


Trust me on this.

Just a friendly hello to those snooping my profile from a another person's facebook. Now kiss my ass bitches!


I'm sorry kissing your ass isn't part of my definition of your version of 'friendship'.

It's a good thing my kids have talent because I didn't get the kiss ass gene.

I don't kiss ass

Problem, I become addicted to flipping out! Fuck you, fuck him, you're okay, and you can kiss my ass!

At the end of the day, I'm proud to say that my nose was only used for smelling...not kissing ass!