Pee Your Pants FUNNY!
I know for a fact that this has happened to you and I before... more than once
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Funny idea from Men's Humor magazine
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It's Monday! And guess who's not motivated? That'll be me.
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I solemnly swear I'll be a classy mommy... until you mess with my kids. Then I swear I'll be the biggest, redneck, ass whoopin' mama you'll ever meet!
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It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.
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Every Monday of my life.
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...or through the grocery store on Senior's Day.
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HAHA so true...but I am not going to change :-D. I've been a good person all my life, it's time to let my inner asshole shine!
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Trust me on this.
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Just a friendly hello to those snooping my profile from a another person's facebook. Now kiss my ass bitches!
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I'm sorry kissing your ass isn't part of my definition of your version of 'friendship'.
It's a good thing my kids have talent because I didn't get the kiss ass gene.
Problem, I become addicted to flipping out! Fuck you, fuck him, you're okay, and you can kiss my ass!
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At the end of the day, I'm proud to say that my nose was only used for smelling...not kissing ass!