Forrest Gump and Lieutenant Dan!! i'm dying!
Funny Confession Ecard: I'm just a few sheets of scrapbook paper away from being featured on an episode of 'HOARDERS'.
If your thighs touch, you're one step closer to being a mermaid, so who's the real winner here? :)
Movie quotes are my second language...or if you are my kids its quotes of Christian comedians. I think when they are quoting one is the only time they miss one another now that Bonnie's in college.
An obsolete yet still strangely popular writing instrument. | 30 Punny Valentines For Everyone You Love
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