Stop trying to make Fetch happen!! It's not going to happen!
Yes, I'm single. Maybe that's why you think I'm a slut. Never mind. I'm a skinny, former vegetarian who doesn't care how many calories are in bacon. So shut up, sit back, get your feet off my table and observe. You might learn something. And while you're at it...I could use some Nutella on whole grain toast. Snap snap.