There are some things that are better left unsaid but you can bet your sweet ass that I'm going to say them anyway.
Everything Funny —
This group text message makes me feel like I'm actually spending time with all of you.
Just FYI. I won't be taking naps any more. That means you'll need to get all your shit done while I'm awake. Good luck with that!
I have a feeling my check liver light may come on this weekend ;-) | eCards
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge & a crunch ...It's called lunch!
Grant me Serenity to accept that I must pay taxes, Courage to file an extension, and Wisdom to hide the bodies of those who gloat that they got refunds back months ago!