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Creepy Santa

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One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong..

Okay, this looks like the first five minutes of a CSI episode. That kid's going to be in pieces and mailed to his parents by the first commercial break.

No, you can't dig a corpse up from the mortuary, put a comedy nose on him, and call him Santa Claus. The kids will know. I know you hate your kids, but they'll know.

"Hey, looks like you've broken both of your arms and most of your body is covered in an itchy, uncomfortable cast! Why don't I just grab your dick for good measure?" Santa's a carer.

What do you think is in those bags? If you answered candy or presents, you're a charming optimist. I'm thinking either snakes or Silence Of The Lambs style skin suits.