Piano Key Scarf. 60 years ago, this would have been really stylish. Especially if it were done in gold and avocado green.
hilarious - but practical :)
Let the Good Times Roll Clock
Crocheted Car Tire Cozies! - not really ugly, but WHY???
The Amigurumi Exorcist Playset!
This is actually knit, but you get the idea.