"ATTORNEY: How old is your youngest son, the 20 year old? WITNESS: 20, much like your IQ." These are hilarious! Click through to read.
Leaky Squid: COURT RECORDERS HAVE THE BEST JOB - #COMEDYHOUR
55 Things Only 90's Teenage Girls Can Understand - You had beeper codes perfected.
55 Things Only ’90s Teenage Girls Can Understand
. This is perfect for a certain un named relative the defriended me!
Oh, really? You know what that sounds like?
'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you. Ecards About Crazy People, Amen, The Things You Dont Talk About, Three Gallon, Quotes About Crazy People, So Funny, Quotes About Family Drama, Why Were We Friends, True Stories
Well, you know...sometimes you just need Six Hunnit Fiddy Dollas!
I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born...And when I'm happy, I bake cookies and shit. Bitch Cake, Hulk Quotes, Baking Cookies, Bible Cookies, Ecards Bitch That Bakes, Well Said, Bake Cookies And Shit Ecard, So Funny, True Stories
97+ funny things to say to Siri... this could provide hours of entertainment!
How to hide food from boys.....that's hilarious!