Yellow mustache hand towels.
Mustaches make a difference.
Black Mustaches Cufflinks Handlebar Style by BijottiCiciotti, $15.00
Moustache Cufflinks: "If you're going to be so dressed up that cufflinks are a must, you might as well have some fun with it. And that's exactly what these Mustache Cufflinks ($60-$100) are for. Available in bronze, gold, or stainless steel finishes, they'll bring the facial hair heat even when you can't." (Uncrate)
yeah those are mustache cufflinks.