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space toothbrush. I don't happen to be bald or to command a Star Ship. But I do bunch my fists together and squint my eyes in an expression of joy and satisfaction when someone rubs a giant toothbrush against the top of my head. This photograph montage makes me wonder if I should shave my head, and where I can find a friend with hands that large.

I would like to know how anyone expected that dog to play catch successfully without a mitt.

I disappointed a Free Hugs guy in Times Square a few years ago. I still feel a little bad about my vibe, but it just made me uncomfortable. If I saw a Free SHRUGS guy I would feel much more comfortable, standing there, shrugging at one another.