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My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler Daughter

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Fandango was in a bit of a stupor after the fact, but Quinoa has always said that if she is handed a kids menu with chicken nuggets on it, it's going to get thrown, and hard. #MIWDTD

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Quinoa's friends Tilde, Allegra and Bouclé were nervous, but she held their hands and told them to relax into the giant graham cracker and enjoy the roasted marshmallow facials at her new S'more Spa. #MIWDTD

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While playing "Oil Tycoons," Quinoa decided that she would be the billionaire CEO with the penthouse office and Chevron would be the coat rack. #MIWDTD

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While touring her friend Polyandry's new treehouse, Quinoa couldn't help but point out that the antique wood flooring appeared to be infested with termites. #MIWDTD

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From his fine Italian leather booster seat, Quinoa's friend Harbinger opined about the good old days when children were well mannered and a properly tied ascot really said something about your character. #MIWDTD

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First Quinoa found Waldo, then she gave him an updated look and legally changed his name to Brioche. #MIWDTD

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Quinoa and her BFF Chevron stand by their science fair project and dispute any claim that their hydroponic, swimming-pool-grown cherry tomatoes are laced with Botox. #MIWDTD

When Quinoa realized that the "old-fashioned seaside play date" was nothing more than a tour of Gilt's bathroom remodel, she sent for her legal team. #MIWDTD

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It was a moment Quinoa will never forget, when Bordeaux got down on one knee and asked for her hand in styling him for his preschool interviews. #MIWDTD

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Combining her love of meteorology and Shakespeare, Quinoa is proud to present this season's hottest look she calls Ruff & Cumulus. #MIWDTD

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While the other kids were busy getting henna ankle tattoos, Quinoa and her friend Patina decided to raid the shoe cubbies and toss out all the Crocs as a gift to humanity. #MIWDTD

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Quinoa and her manny Lozenge enjoyed a quiet moment getting "in the zone" before their championship chicken match. #MIWDTD

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While little Vidalia gnawed on the side view mirror, Quinoa explained to her cousin Anhedonia that when somebody leaves the keys in the ignition of their vintage car, they actually want you to take it for a spin. #MIWDTD

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To be honest, it started as an April Fool's prank, but Quinoa quickly realized she was on to something with banana hat. #MIWDTD

When Fontanelle was struck by a falling crystal garden orb, Quinoa quickly sprang into action and styled her au pair's hair until help could arrive. #MIWDTD

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Though Fascia lasted longer than Hashtag's other au pairs, Quinoa accurately predicted the awkward public breakup and desperate clinging. #MIWDTD

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Her oral report was phenomenal, but it was the embers of burning francs billowing through the air that earned Quinoa an A+++ on Famous Consumers Day. #MIWDTD

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For a short time, Quinoa and her BFF Chevron were involved in a non-violent but aggressively fashion-forward gang called the Ginghams. #MIWDTD

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For Quinoa, learning to balance on a bike was easy. It was getting used to the huffing and puffing of the hired bicycle pusher that was difficult. #MIWDTD

Some days, when she can feel it in the air, Quinoa protects herself from overwhelming showers of praise. #MIWDTD

Dressed in couture camouflage, Quinoa spent the afternoon giving local wildlife ambush makeovers. #MIWDTD

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Sometimes Quinoa likes to walk to the far corner of the room and call out to Boursin, just to see him turn his head and watch the delicate shift of his perfect Brazilian blowout. #MIWDTD

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