Not Digging It
Why on Earth would you ever paint your nails like that?
Being a fucking Bridezilla. I don't care how much stress you're under. You're planning a wedding. NOTHING about that entitles you to be a bitch to the people around you. It's not cute, it's not classy, and BELIEVE ME, your friends are talking about you behind your back. So grow up, princess, or risk pissing off your friends and family for years to come. High maintenance girls are boring and tend to be tossed off after a few years.
Long fake ass nails. First, how do you get anything of value done in a day? Second, I don't care if you scrub for thirty minutes. You KNOW there's poo under there.
Looks like underarm hair. Tattoo fail.
Is she thanking the bird for doing her hair???
I don't get why people think he's so funny...
directions on turning an empty cola bottle into an amazing mishloach manot!!! Use a marker to draw a sideways "U" shape and cut along the lines with a sharp knife (be careful!). Now, stuff all the goodies in the bottle and cover your "secret door" with a label! If the plastic doesn't want to lay flat, you can use packing tape or masking tape to keep the little door in ...
teacher gift? negative. what she probably needs is a bottle of alcohol after dealing with kids all day!
pickle nails.... ewwwwwww!!! Nice warts on your nails.
Chewbacca Noodles. This looks like recycled food. HURL!
tie wreath. now we all know where ugly ties go to die.
And Social Services knocking at their front doors... ;-)