My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside
Thank God it's finally hot enough to justify my laziness
Home sweet home, where anything goes
I'm appalled that the free service that I am in no way obligated to use keeps making changes that mildly inconvenience me. Some E-cards.
Why does Facebook even give me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status, I'm fucking hilarious, and sexy. Some E-cards.
Oh look, it's snowing outside. I'll update my status for all of my friends that don't have a window of their own. Some E-cards.