My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside
Thank God it's finally hot enough to justify my laziness
Love this joke! 14 years ago a guy came up to me at a party and said"What's fun about THAT (holding up a fun sized mars bar) to me a fun sized mars bar would be THIS BIG!!"(gestures full arm length) I thought he had a witty sense of humour so I married him! amen, funsiz, agre, giggl, halloween candy, crazy people, fun size, thought, true stories
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is... ...Everything I've ever pinned on Pinterest. HA HA HA.... Or just a Joanne's, Michaels or Hobby Lobby so that I can make all the stuff I see on Pinterest. ooh, and Santa, throw in a Whole Foods too cause I'm gonna need to do some cooking! holiday, ecard, laugh, stuff, food baby funny, funni, pin everything, christmas, true
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 5 years in a row!!! I should get an achievement for that!
We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get on my boat and save your retarded ass. Some E-cards.
Seems like you have a case of being a little bitch. I'm prescribing you a heavy dose of man the fuck up. Some E-cards.
No, no, I'm still listening. That was just the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard. Some E-cards.
I'm appalled that the free service that I am in no way obligated to use keeps making changes that mildly inconvenience me. Some E-cards.
Why does Facebook even give me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status, I'm fucking hilarious, and sexy. Some E-cards.
Oh look, it's snowing outside. I'll update my status for all of my friends that don't have a window of their own. Some E-cards.