My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside
Thank God it's finally hot enough to justify my laziness
Love this joke! 14 years ago a guy came up to me at a party and said"What's fun about THAT (holding up a fun sized mars bar) to me a fun sized mars bar would be THIS BIG!!"(gestures full arm length) I thought he had a witty sense of humour so I married him! Laughing, Quotes, Fun Size, So True, Funny Stuff, Humor, Things, Ecards, E Cards
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is... ...Everything I've ever pinned on Pinterest. HA HA HA.... Or just a Joanne's, Michaels or Hobby Lobby so that I can make all the stuff I see on Pinterest. ooh, and Santa, throw in a Whole Foods too cause I'm gonna need to do some cooking! Amen, Dear Santa, Dream Come True, Wish Lists, So True, Dreams Come True, Ecards, Huge Houses, All I Want
Home sweet home, where anything goes
This was me last week when Brian came into the room while I was putting green felt on top of red balloons & making black marks on them to make them look like strawberries for Annabeth's Strawberry Shortcake birthday party! They turned out great BTW :) Funny Friendship Quotes, Friendship Funny, My Life, Funny Birthday Quotes For Me, Sayings Humor, Don'T Worry, Friendship Quotes Ecards, My Birthday Ecards, Friendship Quotes Funny Ecards
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 5 years in a row!!! I should get an achievement for that!
We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get on my boat and save your retarded ass. Some E-cards.
Seems like you have a case of being a little bitch. I'm prescribing you a heavy dose of man the fuck up. Some E-cards.
No, no, I'm still listening. That was just the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard. Some E-cards.
I'm appalled that the free service that I am in no way obligated to use keeps making changes that mildly inconvenience me. Some E-cards.
Why does Facebook even give me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status, I'm fucking hilarious, and sexy. Some E-cards.
Oh look, it's snowing outside. I'll update my status for all of my friends that don't have a window of their own. Some E-cards.