Thank God it's finally hot enough to justify my laziness
Love this joke! 14 years ago a guy came up to me at a party and said"What's fun about THAT (holding up a fun sized mars bar) to me a fun sized mars bar would be THIS BIG!!"(gestures full arm length) I thought he had a witty sense of humour so I married him! Amen, Funsiz, Agre, Giggl, Halloween Candy, Crazy People, Fun Size, Thought, True Stories
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is... ...Everything I've ever pinned on Pinterest. HA HA HA.... Or just a Joanne's, Michaels or Hobby Lobby so that I can make all the stuff I see on Pinterest. ooh, and Santa, throw in a Whole Foods too cause I'm gonna need to do some cooking! Holiday, Ecard, Laugh, Stuff, Food Baby Funny, Funni, Pin Everything, Christmas, True
This was me last week when Brian came into the room while I was putting green felt on top of red balloons & making black marks on them to make them look like strawberries for Annabeth's Strawberry Shortcake birthday party! They turned out great BTW :) Funny Friendship Quotes, Laugh, Friendship Funny, Giggl, Funni, Sayings Humor, Friendship Quotes Ecards, Friendship Quotes Funny Ecards, True Stories
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 5 years in a row!!! I should get an achievement for that!
We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get on my boat and save your retarded ass. Some E-cards.
Seems like you have a case of being a little bitch. I'm prescribing you a heavy dose of man the fuck up. Some E-cards.
No, no, I'm still listening. That was just the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard. Some E-cards.
I'm appalled that the free service that I am in no way obligated to use keeps making changes that mildly inconvenience me. Some E-cards.
Why does Facebook even give me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status, I'm fucking hilarious, and sexy. Some E-cards.
Oh look, it's snowing outside. I'll update my status for all of my friends that don't have a window of their own. Some E-cards.