Seems like you have a case of being a little bitch. I'm prescribing you a heavy dose of man the fuck up. Some E-cards.
I'm appalled that the free service that I am in no way obligated to use keeps making changes that mildly inconvenience me. Some E-cards.
Why does Facebook even give me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status, I'm fucking hilarious, and sexy. Some E-cards.
Oh look, it's snowing outside. I'll update my status for all of my friends that don't have a window of their own. Some E-cards.
How to know you've picked a good one. I don't ask much. Just treat me like a lady and fuck me like a whore. Some E-cards.