Naw I won't be going out tonight. I'm on a new diet called 'I have 10 dollars till Friday.'
When I'm on my period...
I aspire to someday be one of those "ladies who lunch" and by lunch I mean get shit-faced at noon with my girlfriends in some classy joint.
"So this is where I found my dog." ~ Dog Shaming shame - new owners!
I don't wanna say it's hot in my room, but two hobbits just came around and tossed a ring in it.
Me when my jam comes on in the gym