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Whoever did this is my hero.

Naw I won't be going out tonight. I'm on a new diet called 'I have 10 dollars till Friday.'

Virtually all of my stories start out this way, so you should all be my friend, and hang onto my every, EVERY word.

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I aspire to someday be one of those "ladies who lunch" and by lunch I mean get shit-faced at noon with my girlfriends in some classy joint.

"So this is where I found my dog." ~ Dog Shaming shame - new owners!

I don't wanna say it's hot in my room, but two hobbits just came around and tossed a ring in it.

You know the drill