HA! ( you have to know Spanish to get this )
Sweet Brown's Cold Pop Escape. "Well, I woke up to go get me a cold pop. But then I thought somebody was BBQin'. I said Oh Lord Jesus it's a fire! Then I ran out, I didn't grab no shoes or nothin', Jesus! I ran for my life. And then the smoke got me. I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time for that!"
Bahahahahaha. Oh Drake & Josh