Sleep with and deny it.
I'd have sex with these people. But after, I'd lie about it.
The guy I met on MySpace back in 2005. He so did NOT look like that in person.
I woke up next to this once while visiting my cousin at UC Santa Cruz in 2006.
The hot handyman/electrician/landscaper. He thought it was going to be an ongoing thing and had the nerve to call and ask to "hang out." Eeeew.
The guy from '03 who is now out of the closet.
Friend's dad, whoopsie daisy. But I still like to tease him when I go over to her house!