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My Tupperware lids and single socks are chilling somewhere laughing at me. Jerks!

it's all fun and games until… your jeans don't fit anymore

You flipped the bitch switch, so sit down, buckle up, and enjoy the ride, asshole.

'I wonder if all this will fit in my Thirty-One bag...' -said NO ONE EVER.