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Wine Quotes & Wine Funnies

These Wine Quotes and Wine Funnies are sure to keep Wine Lovers smiling!

I love wine!

Money doesn't just buy happiness, it also buys the winery where it was made.

Life is too short to drink bad wine, it is also too short to waste bad wine. Win. Win.

Funny!

food? sorry, hon… didn’t fit in the cooler

annetaintor.com

Wine Wednesday rule: Turn off your phone and enjoy a peaceful night with a glass of wine

Wine Wednesday Rule #53 | Sutter Home

sutterhome.com

I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention to your Powerpoint. I was mentally drinking wine at the winery instead.

Wino Eye Chart

Wine related gifts | Wine and grape kitchen decor

wine-math.com

I'm not interested in body cleanses that involve fruits, vegetables, teas, and such. I want a cleanse that involves me eating cookies and drinking wine.

My tolerance for imbeciles is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there.