Well now, that was quite a tumble. And look at the way your legs are bent. You must be in a great deal of pain... I'd call 911 but the phone's on the table next to the couch and we all know how you feel about me climbing up on the couch. You've made your opinions on that matter quite clear, with the shouting and the newspaper across the nose and all... Yes sir, I know better than to climb on that couch.