I don't use sunscreen because my lifestyle makes it far more likely my liver, lungs, or heart will deteriorate before my skin.
Sometimes you don’t realise how drunk you are until you fall over and realise you have turned into a flamingo. A hilarious picture of a drunk flamingo.
TEARABLE PUNS : )
hahaha true story-or when your stalker accidentally hits the "follow" button on instagram LOL. Hurry and unlike!! You can't let anyone see you like anything I do anymore!! Pathetic
@Madisyn O'Donnell Nice bum. Bahahaha.
What will you be drinking tonight? :-)
whos line is it anyway
Only funny if you know the song :)
Another reason some of that old "wisdom" should be reconsidered.
So true lol
The 32 Funniest Baby Memes All in One Place - Mommy Shorts
Elderly couple tries to use Web Cam- accidentally records themselves- Hilariously adorable!
Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.