I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me. lol story of my life!

This will be me

I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom. This is the kind of mom that I will be. only time will tell.


Eat Like no one is Watching handpainted wall art sign hanging by TheBumpyRoad on Etsy --- I want this for the Kitchen so bad!

so true

"Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad". This is why a diet doesn't work, it's a lifestyle change that will work and keep the weight off.


My "treat yo self" is usually "ooooh carbs. and cheese. and more carbs. and cheese" the struggle is real Story of my life.

Word @kmmemmott

Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you. Right in the kidney. James you're so right

Advice from The Minions

Funny Quotes Diet– Funny minion quotes - Eat whatever you want, and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

Is this true ? Ha ha

The Truth About Hell

Hell is two people in a public bathroom, each waiting for the other to leave so she can poop. She needs to hurry her ass up, literally. If she doesn't leave in the next 30 seconds I'm going over there and shitting all over her