Time spent in the shower; Building up courage to turn off water and step into cold air. a circle to maintain even hot water distribution. water in your mouth and spitting it out. - Contemplating the hardest decisions in life.
lol it is ok. I accept you as you are, I do not have to have you be as I imagined or wish. in fact, you are awesome, just the way you are.
My daughter did this to her sister, then they both pranked a friend, tag teamed for a whole day random cat facts.
my yoga pants made it to yoga once. the other 296 times I wore them I was pregnant and too lazy to wear real pants. & prego pants are fugly.
I also hate it when people's statuses are complaining about how many people have "It's snowing!" in their statuses. We all think it's annoying, Captain Obvious.
Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one, what's your plan?
People always ask me why I'm so quiet.well this pretty much explains it.
Seriously, I should stop fb creeping people I don't know.
Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.
yep, pretty much [friday vs monday]