thats about right on.

Time spent in the shower; Building up courage to turn off water and step into cold air. a circle to maintain even hot water distribution. water in your mouth and spitting it out. - Contemplating the hardest decisions in life.

lol it is ok. I accept you as you are, I do not have to have you be as I imagined or wish. in fact, you are awesome, just the way you are.

BEST. PRANK. EVER. Still laughing at this.

My daughter did this to her sister, then they both pranked a friend, tag teamed for a whole day random cat facts.

So True

my yoga pants made it to yoga once. the other 296 times I wore them I was pregnant and too lazy to wear real pants. & prego pants are fugly.

hahahah

I also hate it when people's statuses are complaining about how many people have "It's snowing!" in their statuses. We all think it's annoying, Captain Obvious.

story of senior year.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one, what's your plan?

yes

People always ask me why I'm so quiet.well this pretty much explains it.

hahahah i'll admit it.

Seriously, I should stop fb creeping people I don't know.

This was made for me.

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

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