Scamperscape: The Epilogue, Freedom 277, Translation? 481, Gossip 583, MASSIVE TRIGGER 614 - Page 103

Don't judge me for pinning this, just found it so very funny.

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Why I am always late to everything (especially church). We'll be seconds away from being ready and they start sloth/tortoise/reverse mode! I know they get it from me (I unintentionally dawdle), but it's SO frustrating!

I can not be held responsible for what my face does when you talk.

I can not be held responsible for what my face does when you talk. OMG I totally need this for everything I own!

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Tell us how you REALLY feel. The truth after many, many years of marriage to an ungrateful man. I'd feel like this too if I had one of those men; except I'd pour the damn drink right into his lap!

Can you see the "fuck you" in my smile?

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