Pinned for this comment: Duct tape bra. I'm sure this is a joke, but perhaps not. Maybe my boobs are just not big enough for me to have ever been concerned enough to adhere duct tape to them in order to restrain them.
Curl entire head (I used a conair curling wand) and pin back the top layer with big curls. Put all the bottom layer of hair on one side. You can connect the two sides in the back using a clip, pin, or bobby pins that match your hair color!