B*#ch trumps motherf%@ker

That Jerk!

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acting like a dick...

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sounds great but nobody does that

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Forgive and forget?

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Nice try, though.

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You didn't get a callback

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my balls are bigger than yours

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The crazy litch part

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thou shalt see it is barrren

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My farts hospitalize small children.

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Hold my purse, Jesus.

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We never forget anything. Ever.

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I must have an AMAZING butt !

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new year's resolution

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Birth Control Pills

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I may be the black sheep In the family, but sometimes the white sheep aren't as white as they appear!

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It's only murder if they find the body...

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I should be ashamed of myself.

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Cheers to the next best

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please don't wear flip flops

please don't wear flip flops - Dump A Day

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Congrats on your downgrade.

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The irony is not lost on me.

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I think I have an urge to get up and clean the house. Wait, no. False alarm.

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Bahaha

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I must have an amazing butt....

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