Crazy Jewish Mom

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Happy #internationalwomensday from me and my #crazyjewishmom to you!  # #

Happy #internationalwomensday from me and my #crazyjewishmom to you! # #

Happy #InternationalWomensDay to all women everywhere! #crazyjewishmom

Happy #InternationalWomensDay to all women everywhere! #crazyjewishmom

Sooooo that makes her King George right? #SheWillSendAFullyArmedBattalionToRemindMeOfHerLove #crazyjewishmom #mycrazyjewishwedding #hamilton

Sooooo that makes her King George right? #SheWillSendAFullyArmedBattalionToRemindMeOfHerLove #crazyjewishmom #mycrazyjewishwedding #hamilton

Why is this even on the table??? #crazyjewishmom #mycrazyjewishwedding #timesupbros

Why is this even on the table??? #crazyjewishmom #mycrazyjewishwedding #timesupbros

rp @studentproblems sips third iced coffee of the day #crazyjewishmom

rp @studentproblems sips third iced coffee of the day #crazyjewishmom

I was a fetus so no. I can't say that I do. #crazyjewishmom #mycrazyjewishwedding

I was a fetus so no. I can't say that I do. #crazyjewishmom #mycrazyjewishwedding

Our favorite new insult right @thebasicbitchlife???

Our favorite new insult right @thebasicbitchlife???

Tbh I'm game for this as a Wedding theme. #crazyjewishmom #mycrazyjewishwedding

Tbh I'm game for this as a Wedding theme. #crazyjewishmom #mycrazyjewishwedding

Snack holes are my only thing now (via Twitter: RebeccaCarprara) #crazyjewishmom

Snack holes are my only thing now (via Twitter: RebeccaCarprara) #crazyjewishmom

Bulletproof strategy. #crazyjewishmom #MyCrazyJewishWedding

Bulletproof strategy. #crazyjewishmom #MyCrazyJewishWedding

Snooze button forever  (via Twitter: vinnycrack)

Snooze button forever (via Twitter: vinnycrack)

It's a cauliflower takeover  (via: @crazyhungrymom / Twitter: tragicallyhere)

It's a cauliflower takeover (via: @crazyhungrymom / Twitter: tragicallyhere)

rp @YOURCRAZYFAMILY  #YourCrazyFamily (Twitter: gooooats)

rp @YOURCRAZYFAMILY #YourCrazyFamily (Twitter: gooooats)

Right because the implied feminism is the thing I find objectionable about rolling up to my wedding in a hot pink tank. #crazyjewishmom

Right because the implied feminism is the thing I find objectionable about rolling up to my wedding in a hot pink tank. #crazyjewishmom

rp @hilarioushumanitarian  something to look forward to. #crazyjewishmom

rp @hilarioushumanitarian something to look forward to. #crazyjewishmom

Okay maybe this is going to be a little fun. #CrazyJewishMom #MyCrazyJewishWedding

Okay maybe this is going to be a little fun. #CrazyJewishMom #MyCrazyJewishWedding