Funny Weekend Ecard: I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan just woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact with me.

Funny Weekend Ecard: I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan just woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact with me.

Someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking. - I love this because my grandmother smoked, so shooting stars are just her throwing away her cigarettes!

The Dumble shuffle.

Harry Potter, I have so much to thank you for but preparing me for college is definitely at the top of my list. This article explains all the different things good ole HP and crew taught me and why they are important for college life

hahahaha I say this constantly I hang out with too many boys that like to fucking hold the joint while they tell you a story.."forgetting" to pass... Pshh Lets see Angie get pissy faced in 3,2,1....

hahahaha I say this constantly I hang out with too many boys that like to fucking hold the joint while they tell you a story.."forgetting" to pass... Pshh Lets see Angie get pissy faced in 3,2,1....

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