Wouldn't it be great to have a hobbit hole door coming out of your house! I would love to build a house on a hill and have a secret "hobbit hole" coming out of my basement! The Hobbit/Lord of The Rings (Peter Jackson)
"You know I'd rather walk on my lips than to criticize anyone, but Janice Vanmeter.. I bet you money she paid 500 dollars for that dress and don't even bother to wear a girdle. Looks like two pigs fightin' under a blanket." -Steel Magnolias- Kind of how we roll in the South:) Bless her heart.