Love Him Not Collection: Total e-quips of the heart!

A mixture of funny one-liners and dating advice, these quips and quotes are from the characters of LOVE HIM NOT, a Choose Your Own Love Story with 60 endings by…
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Happy Galentine's Day! #ValentinesDay #Love #Friendship
It's all good fun until somebody loses a guy (and then sometimes it's even more fun! ) Find more dating advice and musings from Tara K. Reed's Total equips of the Heart collection via Doorflower. (From interactive romantic comedy, Coulda Woulda Shoulda). #datingtips #quotes #Sarcasm #Sarcastic #books #bynr #comedy #humour #Chicklit Dating Advice, Humour, Dating Tips, Comedy, Funny Quotes, Love Him, Dating, Love Story, Its All Good
Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda
It's all good fun until somebody loses a guy (and then sometimes it's even more fun! ) Find more dating advice and musings from Tara K. Reed's Total equips of the Heart collection via Doorflower. (From interactive romantic comedy, Coulda Woulda Shoulda). #datingtips #quotes #Sarcasm #Sarcastic #books #bynr #comedy #humour #Chicklit
Friendly #dating advice. #kissing #singlelife #Books #Doorflower Reading, Love, Single Life, Advice, Dating Advice Books
Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda
Friendly #dating advice. #kissing #singlelife #Books #Doorflower
a pink poster with the words he's just one guy in the grand scheme of flings
Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda
He's just one guy in the grand scheme of flings. Find more from the Doorflower Total eQuips of the Heart collection. And check out LOVE HIM NOT, the interactive dating adventure with 60 (mostly unhappy) endings. #datetips #breakups #summerfling #comedy #love #romance #datingadvice
If you say so. @DoorflowerCo'sTotal eQuips of the Heart collection. #Comedy Doorflower.com Home to Love Him Not - a #newadult novel inspired by dozens of #dating advice books. Can you maneuver Elle Masters and Nick Wright from frisky #Friday nights to plans for a June #Wedding, or will YOUR bad decisions leave Elle #brokenhearted? With 60 endings and just 2 "Happy" endings. qotd #sarcasm #lifegoals #funny #datetips #bookish #ecards #gaming #interactive #romcom #girlgamers #bookstagram #igbooks #choices #decison Masters, Sayings, Bad Decisions, Decisions
If you say so. @DoorflowerCo'sTotal eQuips of the Heart collection. #Comedy Doorflower.com Home to Love Him Not - a #newadult novel inspired by dozens of #dating advice books. Can you maneuver Elle Masters and Nick Wright from frisky #Friday nights to plans for a June #Wedding, or will YOUR bad decisions leave Elle #brokenhearted? With 60 endings and just 2 "Happy" endings. qotd #sarcasm #lifegoals #funny #datetips #bookish #ecards #gaming #interactive #romcom #girlgamers #bookstagram #igbooks #choices #decison
#Dating sites should require members use photos of themselves holding a current newspaper. (Total eQuips of the Heart from Tara K. Reed, author of  #interactive romantic comedy, Love Him Not) #newadult #onlinedating #single #dating #relationships #tinder Online Dating, Dating Sites, Relationship, Romantic
Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda
#Dating sites should require members use photos of themselves holding a current newspaper. (Total eQuips of the Heart from Tara K. Reed, author of #interactive romantic comedy, Love Him Not) #newadult #onlinedating #single #dating #relationships #tinder
"I hate sexting. Too much junkmail." #quotes #ecards #sexy #romantic #cellphones #dating #relationships #comedy #sexting Hate, Humor
Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda
"I hate sexting. Too much junkmail." #quotes #ecards #sexy #romantic #cellphones #dating #relationships #comedy #sexting
a quote that reads if my life were a reality show, it would be called girls gone mild
Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda
If my life were a reality show, it would be called Girls Gone Mild. #chicklit #romance #realitytv #dating #single #comedy #sarcasm
a pink frame with the words you're not the carie
Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda
Or the Miranda. Or the Charlotte. Or Samantha. You're YOU! #satc #sexandthecity #sarahjessicaparker #comedy #chicklit #marytylermoore #rhoda
a pink background with the words always a godmoter, never a god
Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda
Always a godmother, never a god. (No kid wants to find a pony head in her bed.) [Click for the complete Total eQuips of the Heart collection from Doorflower. ] #Babies #babyshowers
a sign that says dishonesty is the next best policy on yellow background with purple lettering
Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda
"Dishonesty is the next best policy." #chicklit #romcom #quotes #lies #truth #Funnyecards
Caveat Emptwhore. [Click for the complete Total eQuips of the Heart collection from Doorflower.] #onlinedating #single Novels, Quip, Tech Company Logos, Interactive, Collection, Modern Romance
Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda
Caveat Emptwhore. [Click for the complete Total eQuips of the Heart collection from Doorflower.] #onlinedating #single
the words i have a pornographyic memory are in pink on a light blue background
Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda
I have a pornographic memory. #ecards #photographs #pictures #jokes #ecards #qotd
"I'm gonna make on helluva mistress some day." #chicklit #kindle #theaffair #golddigger #otherwoman Kindle, Adult Humor
Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda
"I'm gonna make on helluva mistress some day." #chicklit #kindle #theaffair #golddigger #otherwoman
Breakups need a five second rule. Find more #dating advice and musings from Tara K. Reed's Total equips of the Heart collection via Dootflower. (And check out her interactive romantic comedy with 60 endings), Love Him Not). #datingtips #quotes #Sarcasm #Sarcastic #books #bynr #comedy #humour #datingadvice #reading #breakups #books #reading Breakup
Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda
Breakups need a five second rule. Find more #dating advice and musings from Tara K. Reed's Total equips of the Heart collection via Dootflower. (And check out her interactive romantic comedy with 60 endings), Love Him Not). #datingtips #quotes #Sarcasm #Sarcastic #books #bynr #comedy #humour #datingadvice #reading #breakups #books #reading
the words third time's a charm, or a pattern
Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda
Third time's a charm. Or a pattern. #lucky #patterns #goodluck #jokes #comedy
Even Jack and Diane got divorced. #dating #Marriage #comedy #quotes #funnyquotes #JohnCougarMellencamp #music #sarcasm #mature #80s #eighties Getting Divorced, Comedy Quotes, Divorce, Dating Marriage
Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda
Even Jack and Diane got divorced. #dating #Marriage #comedy #quotes #funnyquotes #JohnCougarMellencamp #music #sarcasm #mature #80s #eighties
a blue box with the words until you get the blue box, he gets the blue balls
Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda
Until you get the Blue Box, he gets the Blue Balls. Find more from the Doorflower Total eQuips of the Heart collection. And check out Tara K. Reed's Him Not, the interactive #dating adventure with 60 (mostly unhappy) endings.inspired by popular advice books! #datetips #breakups #summerfling #comedy #dating #tiffanys #gaming #engagementrings #rings
You know things are awkward when even the elephant in the room is uncomfortable. #comedy #dating #singlelife (Find more from the Doorflower Total eQuips of the Heart collection.) Awkward
Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda
You know things are awkward when even the elephant in the room is uncomfortable. #comedy #dating #singlelife (Find more from the Doorflower Total eQuips of the Heart collection.)
The best way to get over the last one is to get under the next one. #breakups #dating #advice #closure #wisdom Thoughts, Get Over It, Nasty People
Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda
The best way to get over the last one is to get under the next one. #breakups #dating #advice #closure #wisdom
a pink poster with the words best to take life one fling at a time
Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda
He's just one guy in the grand scheme of flings. #datingtips #breakups #quotes #comedy #sarcasm #humour #lol