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Love Him Not Collection: Total e-quips of the heart!

A mixture of funny one-liners and dating advice, these quips and quotes are from the characters of LOVE HIM NOT, a Choose Your Own Love Story with 60 endings by…
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Happy Galentine's Day! #ValentinesDay #Love #Friendship Funny One Liners, Happy Galentines Day, Quip, Romantic Comedy, Dating Advice, Valentinesday, Tara, Love Him, Love Story
Happy Galentine's Day! #ValentinesDay #Love #Friendship
It's all good fun until somebody loses a guy (and then sometimes it's even more fun! ) Find more dating advice and musings from Tara K. Reed's Total equips of the Heart collection via Doorflower. (From interactive romantic comedy, Coulda Woulda Shoulda). #datingtips #quotes #Sarcasm #Sarcastic #books #bynr #comedy #humour #Chicklit Romantic Comedy Novels, Its All Good, Modern Romance, Adventure Book, Cynical
It's all good fun until somebody loses a guy (and then sometimes it's even more fun! ) Find more dating advice and musings from Tara K. Reed's Total equips of the Heart collection via Doorflower. (From interactive romantic comedy, Coulda Woulda Shoulda). #datingtips #quotes #Sarcasm #Sarcastic #books #bynr #comedy #humour #Chicklit
Friendly #dating advice. #kissing #singlelife #Books #Doorflower Choose Your Own Path, Single Life
Friendly #dating advice. #kissing #singlelife #Books #Doorflower
He's just one guy in the grand scheme of flings. Find more from the Doorflower Total eQuips of the Heart collection. And check out LOVE HIM NOT, the interactive dating adventure with 60 (mostly unhappy) endings. #datetips #breakups #summerfling #comedy #love #romance #datingadvice Breakup
He's just one guy in the grand scheme of flings. Find more from the Doorflower Total eQuips of the Heart collection. And check out LOVE HIM NOT, the interactive dating adventure with 60 (mostly unhappy) endings. #datetips #breakups #summerfling #comedy #love #romance #datingadvice
If you say so. @DoorflowerCo'sTotal eQuips of the Heart collection. #Comedy Doorflower.com Home to Love Him Not - a #newadult novel inspired by dozens of #dating advice books. Can you maneuver Elle Masters and Nick Wright from frisky #Friday nights to plans for a June #Wedding, or will YOUR bad decisions leave Elle #brokenhearted? With 60 endings and just 2 "Happy" endings. qotd #sarcasm #lifegoals #funny #datetips #bookish #ecards #gaming #interactive #romcom #girlgamers #bookstagram #igbooks #choices #decison Frisky Friday, Friday Nights, June Wedding, Romcom, E Cards, Happy Endings
If you say so. @DoorflowerCo'sTotal eQuips of the Heart collection. #Comedy Doorflower.com Home to Love Him Not - a #newadult novel inspired by dozens of #dating advice books. Can you maneuver Elle Masters and Nick Wright from frisky #Friday nights to plans for a June #Wedding, or will YOUR bad decisions leave Elle #brokenhearted? With 60 endings and just 2 "Happy" endings. qotd #sarcasm #lifegoals #funny #datetips #bookish #ecards #gaming #interactive #romcom #girlgamers #bookstagram #igbooks #choices #decison
#Dating sites should require members use photos of themselves holding a current newspaper. (Total eQuips of the Heart from Tara K. Reed, author of  #interactive romantic comedy, Love Him Not) #newadult #onlinedating #single #dating #relationships #tinder Best Memes, Online Dating
#Dating sites should require members use photos of themselves holding a current newspaper. (Total eQuips of the Heart from Tara K. Reed, author of #interactive romantic comedy, Love Him Not) #newadult #onlinedating #single #dating #relationships #tinder
"I hate sexting. Too much junkmail." #quotes #ecards #sexy #romantic #cellphones #dating #relationships #comedy #sexting Hate
"I hate sexting. Too much junkmail." #quotes #ecards #sexy #romantic #cellphones #dating #relationships #comedy #sexting
If my life were a reality show, it would be called Girls Gone Mild. #chicklit #romance #realitytv #dating #single #comedy #sarcasm Reality Tv, Sarcasm
If my life were a reality show, it would be called Girls Gone Mild. #chicklit #romance #realitytv #dating #single #comedy #sarcasm
Or the Miranda. Or the Charlotte. Or Samantha. You're YOU! #satc #sexandthecity #sarahjessicaparker #comedy #chicklit #marytylermoore #rhoda Mary Tyler Moore, Sex And The City, Miranda, Samantha
Or the Miranda. Or the Charlotte. Or Samantha. You're YOU! #satc #sexandthecity #sarahjessicaparker #comedy #chicklit #marytylermoore #rhoda
Always a godmother, never a god. (No kid wants to find a pony head in her bed.) [Click for the complete Total eQuips of the Heart collection from Doorflower. ] #Babies #babyshowers Godmother, Pony
Always a godmother, never a god. (No kid wants to find a pony head in her bed.) [Click for the complete Total eQuips of the Heart collection from Doorflower. ] #Babies #babyshowers
"Dishonesty is the next best policy." #chicklit #romcom #quotes #lies #truth #Funnyecards Reality Of Life, Romcom Quotes
"Dishonesty is the next best policy." #chicklit #romcom #quotes #lies #truth #Funnyecards
Caveat Emptwhore. [Click for the complete Total eQuips of the Heart collection from Doorflower.] #onlinedating #single Vodafone Logo
Caveat Emptwhore. [Click for the complete Total eQuips of the Heart collection from Doorflower.] #onlinedating #single
I have a pornographic memory. #ecards #photographs #pictures #jokes #ecards #qotd Her Interactive, Find A Date
I have a pornographic memory. #ecards #photographs #pictures #jokes #ecards #qotd
"I'm gonna make on helluva mistress some day." #chicklit #kindle #theaffair #golddigger #otherwoman Adult Humor, Mistress
"I'm gonna make on helluva mistress some day." #chicklit #kindle #theaffair #golddigger #otherwoman
Breakups need a five second rule. Find more #dating advice and musings from Tara K. Reed's Total equips of the Heart collection via Dootflower. (And check out her interactive romantic comedy with 60 endings), Love Him Not). #datingtips #quotes #Sarcasm #Sarcastic #books #bynr #comedy #humour #datingadvice #reading #breakups #books #reading Romantic Dates
Breakups need a five second rule. Find more #dating advice and musings from Tara K. Reed's Total equips of the Heart collection via Dootflower. (And check out her interactive romantic comedy with 60 endings), Love Him Not). #datingtips #quotes #Sarcasm #Sarcastic #books #bynr #comedy #humour #datingadvice #reading #breakups #books #reading
Third time's a charm. Or a pattern. #lucky #patterns #goodluck #jokes #comedy Third, Funny Quotes
Third time's a charm. Or a pattern. #lucky #patterns #goodluck #jokes #comedy
Even Jack and Diane got divorced. #dating #Marriage #comedy #quotes #funnyquotes #JohnCougarMellencamp #music #sarcasm #mature #80s #eighties Comedy Quotes, Getting Divorced
Even Jack and Diane got divorced. #dating #Marriage #comedy #quotes #funnyquotes #JohnCougarMellencamp #music #sarcasm #mature #80s #eighties
Until you get the Blue Box, he gets the Blue Balls. Find more from the Doorflower Total eQuips of the Heart collection. And check out Tara K. Reed's Him Not, the interactive #dating adventure with 60 (mostly unhappy) endings.inspired by popular advice books! #datetips #breakups #summerfling #comedy #dating #tiffanys #gaming #engagementrings #rings Blue Box, Wedding Goals
Until you get the Blue Box, he gets the Blue Balls. Find more from the Doorflower Total eQuips of the Heart collection. And check out Tara K. Reed's Him Not, the interactive #dating adventure with 60 (mostly unhappy) endings.inspired by popular advice books! #datetips #breakups #summerfling #comedy #dating #tiffanys #gaming #engagementrings #rings
You know things are awkward when even the elephant in the room is uncomfortable. #comedy #dating #singlelife (Find more from the Doorflower Total eQuips of the Heart collection.) Awkward
You know things are awkward when even the elephant in the room is uncomfortable. #comedy #dating #singlelife (Find more from the Doorflower Total eQuips of the Heart collection.)
The best way to get over the last one is to get under the next one. #breakups #dating #advice #closure #wisdom Nasty People, Last One, Get Over It
The best way to get over the last one is to get under the next one. #breakups #dating #advice #closure #wisdom
He's just one guy in the grand scheme of flings. #datingtips #breakups #quotes #comedy #sarcasm #humour #lol Dating Humor, Captions
He's just one guy in the grand scheme of flings. #datingtips #breakups #quotes #comedy #sarcasm #humour #lol