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Funny Confession Ecard: Forgive and forget? I'm neither Jesus nor do I have Alzheimer's.

my thoughts exactly

Funny Confession Ecard: Wine doesn't have the calorie count written on the label. So I'm going to take that to mean it doesn't have any.

yep yep!! lol

Its true Clear jars are a collectors best friend. So true! In Memory of My Best Friend Breast Cancer Heart Tee true

True

Fluent in six languages . profanity, music lyrics, movie quotes, sarcasm, sexual innuendos and real talk <<<so true it's not funny!

Already happens in the alley.

True for at home too

Every day at work, I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" out loud instead of just in my head. Sorry about the language but this is so true!

lmfao

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina. Keith remind you of anyone?

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning?

Grumpy Pants

Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning? Sometimes in the morning this is me!

Funny Confession Ecard: Why, yes! I say 'fuck' a lot more than a girl should!

Funny Confession Ecard: Why, yes! I say 'f*ck' a lot more than a girl should!

That's my kind of cheer!

Kiss my ass.I hate cheerleaders but I kind of like this one

Eeek haha this makes them a little more bearable

Just remember, cramps are better than contractions. Amen to that.

God wasted a good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Confession Ecard: God wasted a good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth.

I understand that you're hesitant to discipline your child because you don't want to be the bad guy. Please, allow me.

I understand that you're hesitant to discipline your child because you don't want to be the bad guy. Please, allow me.---lol i feel this way sometimes when dealing with parents who just don't get it lol


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