Funny Encouragement Ecard: While I was running today I heard someone clapping, it was just my thighs cheering me on.this seriously makes me laugh cause it is so true!

I would only do the Gatorade Windex thing, the others I'm afraid someone would call the police or security.... :(

I would only do the Gatorade Windex thing, the others I'm afraid someone would call the police or security. oh well, yolo! Then I'd fill a mayo jar with vanilla pudding and eat it in public.

Too funny!

Things that kids realize. Seriously so true, this is my childhood. OMG I remember every one of these

Yup. Please leave me alone. I will not buy what your are selling and I will not donate to your cause. But I don't want to be mean so just go away!!

Free, Confession Ecard: Locking your car doors at a light because someone on the corner looks shady or crazy.then worry that they heard doors lock and you are hurting their feelings.

Everyday

Free, Confession Ecard: I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering "I love you" repeatedly while they struggle to break free.

20 Jokes That Are So Stupid They Are Actually Funny. Number 7 Is Priceless.

20 Jokes That Are So Stupid They Are Actually Funny. Number 7 Is Priceless.

Tickld Mobile - 20 Jokes That Are So Stupid They Are Actually Funny. Number 19 Is Priceless.

princess

I'm pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No, seriously. Someone better fix this shit. If only over a country!

So true

I constantly go between being extremely anxious about all the things I have to do and literally not giving a shit. There is no in between!

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Sarcasm falls out of my mouth quotes quote lol funny quote funny quotes humor sarcasm stupidity humorous. (that was totally worth the laugh I just had)

As all our friends start popping out babies, let's go celebrate our empty wombs with frozen margaritas.

As all our friends start popping out babies, let's go celebrate our empty wombs with frozen margaritas. I don't drink but this is so funny !

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