And that's just stupid, because they're still going to hate you regardless.   I say, let those people stay miserable all by their lonesome.

I can't tell you the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. ~ Ed Sheeran


Naw I won't be going out tonight. I'm on a new diet called 'I have 10 dollars till Friday.' This is pretty much the story of my life.

My husband

More girls need to be infatuated by a man with an educated, ambition, faith, & goals rather than a dude with "swag". Swag doesn't pay your bills." I gag at the word swag.


Whaddya Say when I tell you "I believe in love at first sight.because I'm a Mom and a MeeMaw. It happens again, you fall in love at first sight when you see your grandchild, I so did, my Sara ♡Love it's Love♡

No but actually

Funny Friendship Ecard: My Diet Plan: Make all of my friends cupcakes; the fatter they get the thinner I look. (come over friends.Robyn its making brownies for you!

being a mom :)

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice- once for herself and once for her child.

True story.

I'd kill to play this game right now. I always drowned in the Snake River and my people always died of dysentary.


Funny pictures about Trying on bathing suits. Oh, and cool pics about Trying on bathing suits. Also, Trying on bathing suits.

HAHA Call me old fashioned ...

Amen - I'm sorry, call me old-fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina. Hahahahaha so true

me either.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Remember when nurses, teachers, firefighters & municipal workers crashed the economy & took billions in bonuses and bailouts? Me either.