seems legit

Next time a blocked number calls your cell, answer, "Charlie's whore house, you got the dough, we got the ho.

Junk in the

MIND YOUR BUTT!Tree butt, well just had to post this one! lol the butt and the thighs too funny! with dimples

my kind of tree house. Nice hunting shack!

apparently a tree house guest room. but if I had a tree house guest room, I probably wouldn't live in my actual house

I'm one of the 1%

when you're home alone & someone knocks on your door: say "who is it?" look through the peep hole open the door crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quitely to make sure it isn't a masked murder

Cool hammock

Hammock bed - this gave me an idea. wouldnt it be fun (if i was rich) to have a huge kids playroom with a built in indoor trampoline for the kids to jump! (kinda like where this hammock is- floor level- but tramp! I want this one day :)

I have 3 The quiet sweet side. The fun & crazy side. The side you never want to see.I don't really have a quiet sweet side ;

Ahhhh! Life size pool! What a fun idea...

Funny pictures about Pool and Bowling. Oh, and cool pics about Pool and Bowling. Also, Pool and Bowling.

Mother's Love hearts for my two daughters.  Infinity for my husband. Cross for God and His blessings in my life!

LOVE this one & would totally get it, because of the meaning behind it! -- "Mother's Love Hearts" Infinity for my husband, mothers heart for my kids & Cross for God and His blessings in my life! Plus, white tattoos fade away eventually.

“i before e … “   LOL

except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor (THIS is why I love the English language.