Next time a stranger talks to me when I am alone, I will just look at him shocked and just whisper quietly "You can see me?"

QUOTE, Humor: 'Next time a stranger talks to me when I am alone, I will just look at him shocked and just whisper quietly, you can see me?

I think I will paint this on one of my walls.

Hole to Another Universe

room wall - Another Universe >> Would be really fun in a kids room or in the back of a closet space.Or just for my bot who is obsessed with black holes

“Just love everyone. I’ll sort ’em out later” – God Seriously though why don't people live this way?

"The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid."

15 Quotes For Every Person Who HATES Waking Up In The Morning

This is everyone in my family except for me, the lone morning person. "The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

Perfect life motto :)

You can choose to live your life with the joy of the front row or solemness of the third row. The choice is yours. That's me in the front row with my joy. Those are my coworkers in the third row. Every day is a struggle to keep them from killing my joy.

37 Of The Funniest Quotes Ever

37 Of The Funniest Quotes Ever

Patience : the capacity to tolerate delays without getting 😡 angry or upset ! AND what you have when there are too many witnesses!

I need this shirt...

Im awkward T Shirt Funny tee shirt , Ice Breaker tee , pick up line t-shirt. Email me your size and Ill check stock.

What I picture my coworkers wearing when they tell me they're "too busy" to take on another project.

Athletic Gray 'Super Busy Day' V-Neck Tee

Hahahahahaha dining side servers when you ask them to grab ice, run glass washer or run their own damn food.

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