Even as an adult. lol

It doesn't matter how old you are, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9 year old was So jimmu

What can I say... I swear like a sailor & use please & thank you like a saint... I'm complicated.

Such a fucking lady choosing colorful words that roll smoothly off my tongue but can be piercing to ones soul or an offer of gutter humor. Please no need to excuse thank you very much!

This is exactly what I should tell him now. And I should have told him then, although he has certainly gotten a lot worse than he was then.

Hey, trainwreck, this isn't your station. Keep it movin. No need to stop and speculate on things that aren't your business or concern. Go throw shade somewhere else. I don't need your drama or your subliminal jabs.

Tired of trying to get your kids attention

Tired of yelling to get your kid's attention? Try these: -use the bathroom -make a phone call -relax on the couch -open a chocolate bar

Haha! My husband would probably agree with this one!!

This is pretty fair. You should handle me during rough periods of time but my worst can be atrocious.


There should be a weather app for people with social anxiety, like, "Today, Walmart will be partly crowdy with a chance of people you know.

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